| 5 | WE ARE ALL DEEP IN THE HEART OF TAXES. | 3/98 |
| 4 | CONFUCIUS SAY REPAIR NOW OR PRAY LATER | 9/95 |
| 3 | TO AVOID THAT RUN-DOWN FEELING, OBEY STOP SIGNS. | 3/97 |
| 2 | THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM BUT THE 2ND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE. | 8/98 |
| 1 | MAN WHO SITS ON TACK IS BETTER OFF. | 7/97 |
| Most Comments | WELCOME TO SEATTLE! (It had rained everyday for a month) |
5/95 |
| Most Controversial | THIS IS A GREAT PLACE TO TAKE A LEAK. | 1/97 |