| 7/2003 |
MOST CONVERSTATIONS - MONOLOGUES WITH WITNESSES |
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| 7/2003 |
LAUGHTER: THE SHOCK ABSORBER OF LIFE |
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| 7/2003 |
YOU ARE ONLY YOUNG ONCE YOU CAN BE IMMATURE FOREVER |
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| 7/2003 |
SMILE - IT IS THE BEST WAY TO LOOK BETTER |
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| 6/2003 |
EVERY EXIT IS AN ENTRANCE TO SOMEWHERE ELSE (TOM STOPPARD) |
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| 5/2003 |
LAUGHTER: JOGGING FOR YOUR INSIDES |
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| 5/2003 |
TALK IS CHEAP; SUPPLY EXCEEDS DEMAND |
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| 4/2003 |
THE HARDER YOU TRY THE LUCKIER YOU GET (TEDDY ROOSEVELT) |
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| 4/2003 |
LIFE IS A JOURNEY; NOT A GUIDED TOUR |
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| 4/2003 |
THE IRS SPELLS THEIRS |
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| 3/2003 |
BLAME NOTHING; EXPECT NOTHING; DO SOMETHING VINCE LOMBARDI |
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| 3/2003 |
MAKE YOURSELF NECESSARY TO SOMEONE EMERSON |
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| 2/2003 |
INSTINCT IS THE NOSE OF THE MIND |
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| 1/2003 |
BEING BORED WRINKLES THE SOUL |
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| 1/2003 |
YOUR ENGINE EXPLODES 10000 TIMES PER MILE GIVE IT SOME TLC TODAY |
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| 12/2002 |
THE MOST IMPORTANT SPACE IS BETWEEN YOUR EARS - THOMAS BARLOW.-TWISTED |
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| 11/2002 |
SO MUCH TO BE THANKFUL FOR |
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| 11/2002 |
THANKS TO OUR GREAT CUSTOMERS |
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| 10/2002 |
BOO! |
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| 9/2002 |
UNDERSTAND LIFE BACKWARDS BUT LIVE IT FORWARD Kierkergaard |
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| 9/2002 |
ALWAYS PROOFREED CAREFULLY |
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| 7/2002 |
IT'S NOT HARD TO MEET EXPENSES THEY COME TO YOU |
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| 4/2002 |
IN CALM WATERS, EVERY SHIP HAS A GOOD CAPTAIN. SWEDISH PROBERB |
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| 4/2002 |
TAXATION WITH REPRESENTATION ISN'T HOT EITHER |
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| 3/2002 |
EXPERT: SOMEONE WHO HAS MADE EVERY MISTAKE IN A NARROW FIELD |
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| 3/2002 |
I STARTED OUT WITH NOTHING I STILL HAVE MOST OF IT |
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| 2/2002 |
BEING BORED IS AN INSULT TO ONESELF. JULES RENARD. |
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| 2/2002 |
LOVE IS GRAND DIVORCE IS 30 GRAND |
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| 1/2002 |
ARE YOU DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE |
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| 1/2002 |
IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM? |
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| 1/2002 |
CCHS DECA SAYS LISTEN TO YOUR HEART EXERCISE! |
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| 1/2002 |
TAKE MY ADVICE; I'M NOT USING IT |
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| 12/2001 |
2002 BETTER THAN EVER |
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| 12/2001 |
THE MEANING OF LIFE IS GIVING YOUR GIFT AWAY. DAVID VISCOTT. |
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| 12/2001 |
HAPPY 18TH BIRTHCAY NICHOLAS THE MEANING OF LIFE IS GIVING YOUR GIFT AWAY |
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| 12/2001 |
HAPPY HOLIDAYS PEACE ON EARTH |
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| 12/2001 |
I WENT TO SCHOOL TO BECOME A WIT AND ONLY GOT HALFWAY THROUGH |
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| 11/2001 |
THANKS TO OUR GREAT CUSTOMERS |
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| 10/2001 |
HOW FAST WOULD LIGHT GO IF IT DIDN'T ZIGZAG? |
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| 10/2001 |
QUANTUM MECHANICS: THE DREAMS STUFF IS MADE OF |
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| 9/2001 |
BACK TO WORK BUILDING AMERICA EVEN BETTER |
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| 9/2001 |
WE SHALL OVERCOME RED CROSS DONATIONS ACCEPTED HERE |
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| 8/2001 |
NOTHING IS FOOL-PROOF IF YOU'RE A TALENTED FOOL |
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| 8/2001 |
WHY IS "ABBREVIATION" SO LONG? |
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| 7/2001 |
GLORY IS FLEETING, BUT OBSCURITY IS FOREVER. NAPOLEON BONAPARTE |
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| 7/2001 |
EFFICIENCY IS GETTING THE JOB DONE RIGHT. EFFECTIVENESS IS GETTING THE RIGHT JOB DONE. |
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| 7/2001 |
WELCOME TO TUCSON |
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| 6/2001 |
YOU DON'T LEARN ANYTHING WHILE TALKING. |
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| 6/2001 |
HAPPY 225TH BIRTHDAY! |
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| 6/2001 |
CHANCE FAVORS THE PREPARED MIND. LOUIS PASTEUR |
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| 6/2001 |
IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT HYPOTHETICAL SITUATIONS |
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| 5/2001 |
OPPORTUNITYISNOWHERE NO WHERE? OR NOW HERE? |
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| 5/2001 |
FORBIDDEN FRUIT CREATES MANY JAMS |
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| 5/2001 |
DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU THINK |
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| 4/2001 |
GOAL: DIE YOUNG AT AN OLD AGE |
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| 4/2001 |
BEN & JOSH PROM 2001? LAURA & SARA WANT TO KNOW |
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| 3/2001 |
GAS PRICES: PREMIUM ARM REGULAR LEG MORE MPG PRICELESS |
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| 3/2001 |
FINE: TAX ON DOING BAD TAX: FINE ON DOING GOOD |
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| 3/2001 |
WE HAVE A CORNUCOPIA OF AUTO SERVICES |
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| 3/2001 |
DRINK FROM THE FOUNTAIN OF WISDOM DON'T JUST GARGLE |
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| 1/2001 |
SUCCESS: SHOW UP, PAY ATTENTION, ASK QUESTIONS, DON'T QUIT (ROB GILBERT, BITS & PIECES) |
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| 12/2000 |
DIETING - MIND OVER PLATTER |
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| 11/2000 |
I THOUGH ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION JUST HAPPENED TO OTHER PEOPLE (after Florida recounts) |
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| 11/2000 |
WHEN YOU SUCCEED TRY NOT TO LOOK ASTONISHED |
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| 11/2000 |
LEADERSHIP: ROCKING THE BOAT WITHOUT SINKING IT |
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| 11/2000 |
RUSH TO FLUSH IS YOUR COOLANT READY FOR WINTER? |
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| 10/2000 |
HOW'S YOUR GAS BILL? AUTO PERFORMANCE PROBLEMS SOLVED HERE |
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| 9/2000 |
SUCCESS IS MOSTLY JUST SHOWING UP |
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| 9/2000 |
TYLER, HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY MEASURE A THOUSAND TIMES CUT ONCE |
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| 9/2000 |
FRIENDLIEST AUTO TECHS IN TOWN |
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| 8/2000 |
DAWN, HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY ALWAYS EAT YOUR PEAS & CHANGE YOUR OIL |
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| 8/2000 |
JEFF IS KEEPING HIS 214000 MILE JEEP "YOU GUYS JUST KEEP IT GOING" (JEFF OGLE, ON RO116152 CALLBACK) |
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| 8/2000 |
EXPERIENCE WHEN THE TEST COMES BEFORE THE LESSON |
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| 7/2000 |
YOU ARE UNIQUE - JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE |
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| 6/2000 |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY U.S.A. |
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| 6/2000 |
DON'T STOP TO THINK AND FORGET TO START AGAIN |
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| 5/2000 |
WELCOME TO SUMMER |
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| 5/2000 |
CARS DON'T LEAK, THEY JUST MARK THEIR TERRITORY |
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| 5/2000 |
DTC SELF STORAGE - YOSEMITE AND DRY CREEK |
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| 4/2000 |
TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION: FICTION MUST MAKE SENSE - MARK TWAIN |
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| 4/2000 |
DOES YOUR A/C WORK? |
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| 3/2000 |
EVERYONE HAS PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY... SOME JUST LACK FILM |
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| 3/2000 |
IS YOUR COOLANT READY FOR SPRING? |
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| 3/2000 |
ENTHUSIASM: THE SOURCE OF ALL HAPPINESS |
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| 3/2000 |
SERVICE SAVES $$$. HOW IS YOUR GAS MILEAGE? |
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| 2/2000 |
FLEET WORK DONE HERE... GE, ARI, PHH, CONOCO, AND MORE |
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| 2/2000 |
SERVICE SAVES $$$. OUR PICKUP HAS 340,000 MILES! |
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| 1/2000 |
WHEN HAPPY, MAKE NO PROMISES. WHEN ANGRY, MAKE NO COMMENTS. |
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| 1/2000 |
FOR RECORDS STORAGE, VISIT 7326 S YOSEMITE |
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| 1/2000 |
HI |
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| 1/2000 |
CODDLE THAT OLD MODEL; REPAIRS ARE LESS THAN PAYMENTS. |
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| 12/1999 |
THE LONGER WE CARRY A GRUDGE, THE HEAVIER IT BECOMES. |
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| 12/1999 |
THE PURPOSE OF LIFE IS TO DISCOVER YOUR GIFT. |
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| 11/1999 |
WHERE THERE'S A WILL, THERE'S A RELATIVE. |
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| 11/1999 |
THANKS TO OUR 634 WHITE CAR CUSTOMERS. |
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| 11/1999 |
CHANGE IS INEVITABLE EXCEPT FROM A VENDING MACHINE. |
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| 10/1999 |
DIAMOND: A CHUNK OF COAL WITH GOALS. |
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| 10/1999 |
DON'T AIM AT NOTHING AND HIT IT. |
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| 9/1999 |
DON'T DISH IT OUT, IF YOU CAN'T COOK IT. |
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| 9/1999 |
CALORIE: A SCIENTIFIC MEASURE OF THE POPULARITY OF FOOD. |
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| 9/1999 |
EARTH: WE'RE BORROWING IT FROM OUR CHILDREN. |
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| 9/1999 |
GIVE ME PATIENCE NOW!! |
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| 8/1999 |
NEVER CONFUSE A SINGLE MISTAKE WITH A FINAL MISTAKE. F. SCOTT FITZGERALD |
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| 8/1999 |
HAPPY PEOPLE ARE HEALTHIER. THE SURLY BIRD GETS THE GERM. |
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| 8/1999 |
TO BREAK A BAD HABIT, DROP IT. |
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| 7/1999 |
OF ALL THAT YOU WEAR, YOUR SMILE IS MOST IMPORTANT. |
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| 6/1999 |
A BIRD IN HAND IS SAFER THAN 2 OVERHEAD. |
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| 6/1999 |
A BUDGET - PROOF OF YOUR SUSPICIONS. |
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| 5/1999 |
I NEVER TRIED QUITTING, AND I NEVER QUIT TRYING." DOLLY PARTON |
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| 5/1999 |
OUR MOST EFFECTIVE WEAPON - LAUGHTER. |
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| 5/1999 |
THINGS DO NOT CHANGE; WE DO. - THOREAU |
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| 4/1999 |
LOVE : WIN WIN OR LOSE LOSE |
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| 3/1999 |
NOTHING RUINS THE TRUTH LIKE STRETCHING IT |
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| 3/1999 |
BECCA, LUV YA! TONY |
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| 3/1999 |
THE AVERAGE PERSON NEEDS 10 MINUTES MORE SLEEP. |
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| 3/1999 |
BABE RUTH STRUCK OUT 1330 TIMES. |
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| 2/1999 |
LIFE IS A COLLISION WITH THE FUTURE. |
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| 1/1999 |
DID YOUR CAR RESOLVE TO GET IN SHAPE FOR 1999? |
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| 12/1998 |
THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM BUT THE 2ND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE. |
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| 11/1998 |
YOU'VE GIVEN US 1000S OF REASONS TO BE THANKFUL. THANKS |
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| 11/1998 |
WE HAVE A ROUND TOIT FOR EVERYONE PUTTING OFF CAR REPAIRS. |
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| 10/1998 |
MISSING? DON'T WAIT - PUTTER ON IN |
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| 10/1998 |
FORTUNE KNOCKS BUT ONCE; MISFORTUNE IS MORE PATIENT. |
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| 10/1998 |
BOO! IT'S SCARY OUT HERE. |
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| 9/1998 |
CHARLES WILL YOU MARRY ME? KRISTINA. (THE ANSWER WAS YES) |
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| 9/1998 |
IS YOUR CAR READY FOR FALL? |
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| 8/1998 |
THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM BUT THE 2ND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE. |
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| 8/1998 |
BACK TO SCHOOL TIME. DRIVE SAFELY. |
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| 7/1998 |
OUR PICKUP HAS 299XXX MILES (COUNT DOWN ON SIGN) MAINTENANCE PAYS! |
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| 7/1998 |
A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS OFTEN JUST A BAD MEMORY. |
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| 6/1998 |
CORDS SHOWING? WE WILL DRESS YOU UP. |
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| 6/1998 |
IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED THEN YOU'RE ABOUT AVERAGE. |
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| 6/1998 |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, USA. |
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| 6/1998 |
HAPPY SUMMER! |
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| 5/1998 |
STOP SQUEAKING! GRINDING! PLINKING! |
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| 5/1998 |
BY THE TIME YOU MAKE ENDS MEET THEY MOVE THE ENDS. |
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| 5/1998 |
THANKS TO THOSE WHO DIED FOR US. |
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| 5/1998 |
SUMMER IS COMING! IS YOUR AIR CONDITIONER READY? |
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| 5/1998 |
THINK HOT! |
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| 4/1998 |
TIMING BELT BREAKS COSTS $1500 IS YOURS DUE? |
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| 4/1998 |
A WHITE LIE IS AVERSION OF THE TRUTH. |
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| 3/1998 |
WE ARE ALL DEEP IN THE HEART OF TAXES. |
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| 2/1998 |
CONFIDENCE - YOUR FEELING JUST BEFORE YOU UNDERSTAND THE SITUATION. |
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| 2/1998 |
BE OUR VALENTINE! $10 OFF REPAIRS ON RED CARS. |
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| 1/1998 |
43% OF ALL STATISTICS ARE WORTHLESS. |
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| 1/1998 |
DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR BRAKES - YOU'LL STOP SOONER OR LATER. |
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| 1/1998 |
HAPPY 1998! |
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| 1/1998 |
TRY US FOR AN ACCELERATED EXPERIENCE. |
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| 1/1998 |
WE MAKE THEM LIKE THEY HARDLY ARE ANYMORE. |
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| 12/1997 |
GET GOOD CARMA HERE. |
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| 12/1997 |
ATTENTION FORDS TELL YOUR OWNER ABOUT OUR GREAT TECH - CHRIS SPERRY |
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| 11/1997 |
CHANGING BELTS IS A SNAP SO CHANGE YOURS BEFORE YOURS DO. |
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| 11/1997 |
THANKS TO OUR MANY WONDERFUL CUSTOMERS. |
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| 10/1997 |
THERE ARE NO SHORTCUTS TO ANY PLACE WORTH GOING. |
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| 10/1997 |
BOO! WE BUST CAR GREMLINS. |
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| 10/1997 |
FREE OIL CHANGES FOR GHOSTS, GHOULS AND GOBLINS. |
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| 9/1997 |
FREE FALL CHECK |
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| 9/1997 |
STICK YOUR NOSE IN OUR BUSINESS ANYTIME. |
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| 7/1997 |
CARS MAY STOP, CARS MAY STALL. AUTOTEK FIXES ALL |
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| 7/1997 |
MAN WHO SITS ON TACK IS BETTER OFF. |
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| 7/1997 |
ASE DEALER FACTORY TRAINED TECHS ON DUTY. |
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| 5/1997 |
INVISIBLE CAR FOR SALE, IF FOUND. |
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| 4/1997 |
NAPA NATIONWIDE REPAIR WARRANTY HERE. |
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| 4/1997 |
OUR 8TH ANNIVERSARY 123000 CARS SERVICED THANKS! |
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| 3/1997 |
DON'T LOOK BACKWARDS, THEY ARE GAINING. (Put up backwards) |
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| 3/1997 |
TO AVOID THAT RUN-DOWN FEELING, OBEY STOP SIGNS. |
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| 2/1997 |
FREE SHUTTLE WHILE WE WORK ON YOUR CAR |
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| 2/1997 |
FREE TOW TO AUTOTEK FOR REPAIRS 290-9900. |
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| 1/1997 |
LAUGHTER IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE. |
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| 1/1997 |
TIP: ALWAYS PROOFREAD CAR FULLY. |
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| 1/1997 |
THIS IS A GREAT PLACE TO TAKE A LEAK. |
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| 12/1996 |
PEACE TO YOU. |
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| 12/1996 |
WE ACCEPT COMPETITOR COUPONS |
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| 11/1996 |
ALWAYS EAGER TO SHOW YOU YOUR PARTS. |
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| 10/1996 |
CAR GREMLINS? WHO YA GONNA CALL? |
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| 10/1996 |
SATURDAY WE'RE STILL WORKING. COME ON IN. |
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| 8/1996 |
SPUTTERING? JAY WILL SMOOTH YOU OUT. |
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| 6/1996 |
THE BEST SUBSTITUTE FOR EXPERIENCE IS BEING 16. |
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| 6/1996 |
TOYOTA'S PREFER ROD BARRY, CERT TOYOTA PRO TECH. |
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| 5/1996 |
OLD BRAKES JUST FADE AWAY. |
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| 4/1996 |
SHARE YOUR TAX REFUND WITH YOUR CAR. |
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| 12/1995 |
1996 RESOLUTIONS: FIX THE SQUEAK, PLUG THAT LEAK. |
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| 12/1995 |
WOBBLING? WANDERING? KEVIN WILL STRAIGTEN YOU OUT. |
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| 11/1995 |
OIL CHANGE $19.95; NEW MOTOR $1995 PLUS. YOUR CHOICE. BEHIND SOUPER SALAD. |
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| 10/1995 |
GEORGE WASHINGTON WOULD HAVE FIXED HIS BUGGY HERE. |
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| 9/1995 |
CONFUCIUS SAY REPAIR NOW OR PRAY LATER |
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| 9/1995 |
AT LAST IT IS YOUR TURN.. WHITE CARS $10 OFF. |
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| 8/1995 |
SEE COLEMAN ABOUT YOUR FORD TODAY |
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| 8/1995 |
SUMMER SPECIAL: GET YOUR PHOTO WITH ONE OF OUR TECHS IN BLUE. |
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| 7/1995 |
SHOP NOW... ONLY 172 SHOPPING DAYS 'TIL XMAS. |
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| 5/1995 |
WELCOME TO SEATTLE! (It had rained everyday for a month) |
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| 5/1995 |
CV BOOTS CRACK, RUIN AXLES... CHECK YOURS TODAY |
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| 4/1995 |
$37 HONDA TIMING BELT BREAKS - COSTS $1200. IS YOURS DUE? |
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| 4/1995 |
AVOID TICKET FOR DRIVING WITHOUT CAR.. FREE COURTESY CHECK |
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| 4/1995 |
ROBINSON CRUSOE HAD ALL HIS WORK DONE BY FRIDAY. WE WORK SATURDAY, TOO. |
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| 4/1995 |
MADE IN THE USA TAX AGONY SPECIAL: $10 OFF DOMESTIC REPAIRS. |
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